Monday, June 2, 2008

Whatever you do, please do not...

mi-cro-man-age
Pronunciation: \mi-kro-ma-nij\
Function: verb
Date: 1976
transitive verb
: to manage especially with excessive control or attention to details
intransitive verb
: to direct or conduct the activities of a group or an enterprise by micromanaging them

Thursday, May 8, 2008

CONGRATULATIONS!


TO TULER!!! OUR NEW FEARLESS LEADER...MAKE TORREY PROUD!

Friday, May 2, 2008

We found a fantastic sam's reject today...




So I don't know if these pictures do it any justice, it is so hard to capture bad hair on film. Today at the deli news we almost lost our ravioli and snorted meat sauce out of our noses after laying eyes on this very interesting hairdo. We believe that she applies baby oil on the straight part to make sure it lays flat. The feathered top held stiff with aquanet and hard to see in the pics but she had some curled down bangs and some flipped up ends. It was classic, BRAVO to the lady at deli news.

Nail Clipping!!!!!!!!!





For those of you who insist on keeping up to speed with your personal hygiene at work (i.e. clipping your toe nails!!!), please keep the clipping sound to a minimum as it is prime selling time! Also, please be sure to dispose of any clippings that may have flew uncontrollably off the nail clipper.


Thank you,

Inmate CF45011

Thank God it's Friday!!!

We get a lot of emails.

Lately it's been spirit day every day. That means even more emails.

emails. emails.
emails.
emails.
emails. emails.
emails.
emails.
emails. emails. emails. emails.
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if you're looking for me this weekend, I may be looking like this guy.

emails.

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Insane Jane at Lunch Stop

Call me stubborn (which I am), but I am officially boycotting The Lunch Stop. I encourage you all to do the same...unless of course serious hunger pains take over. And if you do end up getting a breakfast burrito, please take a minimum of 6 salsers and enter your name at least 22 times in the free lunch drawing. That woman is the cheapest mofo ever! Trying to rob an innocent, hard working girl of $5...she should be ashamed of herself!

Inmate CF45011

WE WON DA MONEY!



So we are the best team here (we all know that) but today we were finally recognized with a reward of $1500 !!!!!!! We all deserve it, we worked very hard...ahahahaha funny. So $187.50 for each of us is a little hard to divide up so, we were thinking that we will each get $175 and then we will take that extra $100 and get Torrey some flowers and a gift certificate to Happy Nails for a mani/pedi! Let me know if that sounds good to you all. CONGRATULATIONS UNIT 53!!!!!!!!!!